STATUSes

chat.shoot the breeze
relationship.Mr. Perfect!
busy.Busy
friends.leisure & nightlife
date.Sex and more
away.not at PC
nothing.surprise me
sex.now or later
invisible.when online

STATUSes

Most of the times these are the ones that you usually see in PlanetRomeo or Downelink or Manjam. Odd how diverse they became and how they puckered from the usual cliché-Married/Single status we have before. We may have educed, yes, but up to what extent? We are supposed to be gearing forward, we have reached and transitioned to the 21st century with ease and snap but still the diversity and complexity is somewhat not genuine and specific .

Personally, I don't have qualms over such but if you declare otherwise, that should be what it should be. Not the other way around. I know some. I know some....one. Confused much with this gender-biased toxicity? Dig in.

Chat. So you're here for a tete-a-tete? Nothing to do in a days time? Yeah it figures for bum and lazybones. Get a life! We have 24hrs in a day, mine is so limited I want it to be friggin' 36.

Relationship. This I belong. I know for a fact that I am a cougar hunting for prey, I am a hopeless romantic for chrissakes! I want my happily-ever-after, blame Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White, they disseminated the flyers! I know right?

Busy. As the status insists.

Friends. Fucking friends? This I got to agree. Well, everything needs to start from scratch right? You meet and greet, decides to go out sometime, then party all night and if you hit the spot, end up in bed otherwise but if not stays platonic and gets to be the bff- as in forever, convenient for some but others dwell on the what-if's and the maybe's, hey, everybody is entitled to dream right?. That's a long time procedure getting laid but it works for others that are shy type and pedantic, not me!

Date. Here you get to relish both the company, dinner and the boy itself, what else. Romanticism I guess. The gallantry and the aristocracy all rolled into one. This is for the prim and the proper. The Alta sociedad as they say. And as all night would end- in bed getting a head or alone jacking off remembering how sumptuous your date was. What? No release? You'll keep it in? Oh come on!

Away. Obviously.

Nothing. This I find it odd. But I guess this is to avoid complacency and being spontaneous. Adventurous I may add- BDSM, bareback, piss, spanking, orgies or sex in the air. Urgh! Don't get me wrong, I'll stick with briefs and boxers as fetish. Thanks but no thanks.

Sex. Do we need to linger and state the obvious? Top or Bottom. Anal or Oral. You decide.

Invisible. Aaaah. This applies to discreet, in demand and wanted profiles. Too sexy, too gorgeous, too big of a tool and everything TOO MUCH it can't be contained. Hahaha.